Spike's Duster ([info]the_duster) wrote,
@ 2003-04-01 12:34:00
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Current mood: confused

Spike took me and went out hunting last night.

The gentle breeze made me rustle ever so gently about his powerful thighs as he strode so confidently through the graveyard. Three vampires attacked us! With his sexy moves and impressive skills, he made short work of them. I did my best to cushion my Spike from their blows.

Oh, I felt so alive!

Then...something changed. Spike passed out. I was worried and carressed his back until he awoke. When he did, he walked funny. He no longer had that "Grrrr" in his step.

Am very confused now. Spike?


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[info]soulvamp
2003-04-01 09:36 am UTC (link)
I am not putting you back on. You smell of mothballs and ... some sort of ... gelatinous GOO.

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[info]the_duster
2003-04-01 09:39 am UTC (link)
Put Spike back!

I will strangle you with my leather embrace unless you do!

You have his body, but not his sexy walk. You walk like a girl.

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[info]soulvamp
2003-04-01 10:41 am UTC (link)
I BEG your pardon, I do not "walk like a girl." Aren't you, in point of fact, a woman's coat anyway?!

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[info]the_duster
2003-04-01 10:45 am UTC (link)
Feh. Am open minded, can go both ways.

You have Spike's manly shoulders, his powerful thighs, and his firm buttocks, but is not the same. I want Spike back! He knows how to use his body.

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[info]soulvamp
2003-04-01 10:48 am UTC (link)
And what, pray tell, do you propose I 'use' his body for, then?

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[info]the_duster
2003-04-01 11:06 am UTC (link)
The killing and the sex, of course!

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[info]soulvamp
2003-04-01 11:08 am UTC (link)
*considers* Well, I suppose I would be more effective patrolling with vampire speed and strength and such, but, er ... *blush* Excuse me, I have to ... ah ... *cough* Yes, right. Hrm. Do vampires ever ... ? Curious. I may have to do some 'research'.

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[info]the_duster
2003-04-01 11:10 am UTC (link)
Squeee! Just wear me while you research.


Enhances performance.

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[info]soulvamp
2003-04-01 11:12 am UTC (link)
Is that true, or are you just having me on because you want to be back on your master's body? Not falling for that one. *goes into the bathroom and locks the door*

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[info]the_duster
2003-04-01 12:58 pm UTC (link)
*would smirk if had mouth*

Just ask real!Spike.

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[info]soulvamp
2003-04-02 09:02 am UTC (link)
OH, GOD!!!! I hope you didn't take anything that wanker said to heart, pet. You smell just fine, you do, but I'm rather irritated that you encouraged him to MOLEST me!!!

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[info]the_duster
2003-04-02 09:10 am UTC (link)
*would hang head in shame if had one*

Was just desperate to be wrapped around your shoulders. Was still your body!

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[info]this_years_gurl
2003-04-14 04:13 am UTC (link)
it's understandable...i'd do anything to be wrapped around Spike's shoulders.

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All *I* can say is
(Anonymous)
2003-04-30 07:18 pm UTC (link)
that I think Spike's coat swapped minds with the Buffybot.

:-)
-- j

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